It's not that we are such shameless self-promoters, in fact it took years and many pleas from customers to finally print a t-shirt at all. But we do really like T-Shirts. So now that the floodgates are open, we actually make new t-shirts often, or whenever the mood strikes us. Basically, we make these for our own use and enjoyment, but we hope you like them too! All our shirts are 100% cotton and pre-shunk, but the brand will vary. Personally, we don't like the small collars on the Beefy-T, so we sometimes chose Fruit-of-the-Loom or American Apparel. The later makes our cost higher (they are American-made) but the shirts are so soft and nice to wear.

A general sizing note: I guess as a response to America growing larger the t-shirt sizes have become larger too. So a medium is now a pretty good-sized shirt. And an average sized guy, not overweight, 5'10" can fit in a medium these days if you like a closer fit, and if you like more room, a large will give you that. I guess this is true with all t-shirt brands now. Keep it in mind

New! Brown Sweet Maria's Espresso Monkey T-Shirts and Baby One Pieces!

Here is a very simple, straight-forward shirt with the Espresso Monkey Blend design on it. Yep, that's one weird lookin' monkey, ain't it. But we like it a lot and, , it's a popular one among the Sweet Maria's staff ... all 10 of us! Anyway these are on 100% cotton shirts. These are on super-soft, "dark roast brown" American Apparel shirts with cream color ink ... so we have a coffee theme. American Apparel are made in the USA, sweat-shop-free!

American Apparel tend to be sized a little smaller than your average Hanes cotton shirts. These shirts are so soft and comfortable you want to wear them straight away!

Big Brown Monkey

The front has the monkey logo in cream color, and the back has our little diy-style ice-cream logo, discretely places down at the hem line to the right

Espresso Monkey Brown T-Shirts

$14
(1.5 lbs. ship weight )

Med. Sold Out - Sorry

XXL is $15
(1.5 lbs. ship weight )

When we did the baby-sized shirts of the "Weird Chicken" people asked us for one-pieces. I know, Maria and I need them too for Ben but the cost of the blanks was crazy high. Well, maybe we were confused because this time we could get the best brand, American Apparel super-soft cotton onesies, and it wasn't much more than the adult shirt blanks. So here they are, Espresso Monkey One-Pieces in 3 Baby Sizes!

Little Brown Monkey

The Monkey on the front is half-sized to fit midget dimensions.	The back has the little ice-cream logo centered up high.

Espresso Monkey Brown Baby One-Pieces

$14
(1 lb. ship weight )

6 to 12 Month
12 to 18 Month
18 to 24 Month