Sweet Maria's Home Coffee Roasting

Sweet Maria's T-Shirts

Sweet Maria's T-Shirts

It's not that we are such shameless self-promoters, in fact it took years and many pleas from customers to finally print a t-shirt at all. But we do really like T-Shirts. So now that the floodgates are open, we actually make new t-shirts often, or whenever the mood strikes us. Basically, we make these for our own use and enjoyment, but we hope you like them too! All our shirts are 100% cotton and pre-shunk, but the brand will vary. Personally, we don't like the small collars on the Beefy-T, so we sometimes chose Fruit-of-the-Loom or American Apparel. The later makes our cost higher (they are American-made) but the shirts are so soft and nice to wear.

A general sizing note: I guess as a response to America growing larger the t-shirt sizes have become larger too. So a medium is now a pretty good-sized shirt. And an average sized guy, not overweight, 5'10" can fit in a medium these days if you like a closer fit, and if you like more room, a large will give you that. I guess this is true with all t-shirt brands now. Keep it in mind

Weird Chicken (with a cup of coffee)

It is one weird chicken indeed! But we didn't do anything to make it that way. This is another t-shirt from coffeelands; in this case it was inspired from a painting on a restaurant in Chiapas, Mexico. The area around this small town is surrounded with coffee, and on Saturday and Sunday the town is packed with the coffee farmers. I can't attest to the popularity of this particular restaurant, and whether their "wierd chicken," pockets and all, actually helps business. The shirt is a nice yellow-orange Hanes cotton, so this is an orange-on-orange theme. Our cup logo (also from a local painting) is in orange on the back, lower corner: very "low-key." so you won't feel like a walking billboard. Kids love this shirt- it's silly. We are thinking of making some child and even baby size versions.


the front



The "weird chicken" on the front
. The colors are a bit nicer than this picture, really.

Sizing on Hanes Authentic Cotton Shirts:
These are very comfortable, not-too-thick shirts. They tend to shrink a bit.


on the rear, to the right of your rear, on the bottom, 3 " wide


Men's Sizes Only
$12.50
(1.5 Lbs ship wgt.
)

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XXL is $13.50
(1.
5 lbs. ship weight )

Baby Chicken!

We have more than a few requests for kid's shirts, and since Maria and I (Tom) now have a baby, it makes even more sense to print some baby-sized clothes! Ben (left) really liked my Chicken shirt when I wore it, so why not make him his own Baby Chicken shirt. Maybe you know a baby that would like it too.

These shirts are paler in color than the adult ones, more like a custard yellow. The logo on the rear (the cup, like the adult) is in black ink. We have 3 sizes: 12 month, 2T and 4T. They are all "Hanes Playwear" brand cotton, but the 12 Month is a stretchy light cotton with lap shoulders, while the 2T and 4T are a more typical t-shirt make. As I write this, Ben is 8 months and could wear either the 12 month or even the 2T shirt, although it would a bit long. If you have bought kid's clothes, you know how it is; buy big! Here's a picture of all 3 shirts together, so you can see the size difference.


Ben Otto Owen in his 12 month Baby Chicken Shirt

Baby Chicken Shirt
$11
(1 Lb ship wgt.
)

12 Month:
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2T:
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4T:
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The 2T size shirt

Computer Shirt

It's a no-tech painting of a lo-tech computer. What's your guess? A 286 circa 1988? Well, if you go to David, Panama, an agricultural center in the lowlands of the Chirqui province, and you are looking for an "internet cabana", that is, a place to check email at speeds around ...oh 56kb ... you just might see this exact painting on the wall outside the datacenter of your dreams. Okay, I admit it's a fake: I added the coffee cup from a place a few blocks away. It had to have something to do with coffee, right? Well, like most of our shirts it barely has anything to do with coffee, but it's great "art brut," printed in black and blue duotone. This is on a lightweight white cotton shirt of decent quality, and it will shrink a bit. On the back, down at the wasteline, our simple cup logo in blue.


the front



The "computer shirt" front
is a duo-tone print in
black and blue. ouch.

Sizing on Hanes Authentic Cotton Shirts:
These are very comfortable, not thick.
They tend to shrink a bit, but are sized a tad large.


on the rear, to the right of your rear, on the bottom, 3 " wide


Men's Sizes Only
$12.50
(1.5 Lbs ship wgt.
)

SMALL add one to basket

SMALL add one to basket

LARGE add one to basket

XL add one to basket



New! Brown Sweet Maria's Espresso Monkey T-Shirts and Baby One Pieces!

Here is a very simple, straight-forward shirt with the Espresso Monkey Blend design on it. Yep, that's one weird lookin' monkey, ain't it. But we like it a lot and, , it's a popular one among the Sweet Maria's staff ... all 10 of us! Anyway these are on 100% cotton shirts. These are on super-soft, "dark roast brown" American Apparel shirts with cream color ink ... so we have a coffee theme. American Apparel are made in the USA, sweat-shop-free!

American Apparel tend to be sized a little smaller than your average Hanes cotton shirts. These shirts are so soft and comfortable you want to wear them straight away!

Big Brown Monkey


The front has the monkey logo in cream color, and the back has our little diy-style ice-cream logo, discretely places down at the hem line to the right



Espresso Monkey Brown T-Shirts

$14
(1.5 lbs. ship weight )

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XL add one to basket


XXL is $15
(1.
5 lbs. ship weight )

 

When we did the baby-sized shirts of the "Weird Chicken" people asked us for one-pieces. I know, Maria and I need them too for Ben but the cost of the blanks was crazy high. Well, maybe we were confused because this time we could get the best brand, American Apparel super-soft cotton onesies, and it wasn't much more than the adult shirt blanks. So here they are, Espresso Monkey One-Pieces in 3 Baby Sizes!

Little Brown Monkey

The Monkey on the front is half-sized to fit midget dimensions.
The back has the little ice-cream logo centered up high.


Espresso Monkey Brown Baby One-Pieces

$14
(1 lb. ship weight
)

6 to 12 Month
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12 to 18 Month
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18 to 24 Month
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The
The The Sweet Maria's T-Shirts of the Past...

Our first shirt from around 2000

Sweet Marias home coffee roasting t-shirt
A great color if you have a VW SuperBeetle to match it.

Sweet Marias home coffee roasting t-shirt
Safety Orange - hey, I Iiked it. It fades well...

The safe color, beige. It matched my '70 VW Bus.

The remade Brave the Smoke Shirt 04/05

"Good Greens" from '04

the skunk shirt - some loved it, some didn't. "skunky" is a cupping term for a bad roast flavor

The "falling dog shirt" of 2006-7 was actually very popular. go figure.

if you see someone with this shirt, they must be a friend or employee because we never sold them. that's one fat-headed cat.


from a brazil bumper sticker i found; another "friends and family shirt"

the Variac shirt - very popular - again - go figure.

Espresso monkey shirt on white

The Cupping Spoon shirt- nobody seemed to like this shirt. Maybe the fact that is said "slurping, sucking and spitting since 1997" had something to do with it.


Bodum Ibis -Cordless Electric Kettle

I was really impressed with the great design of the Bodum Ibis, a cordless electric kettle, when we used them in the Roasting Basics seminar at the SCAA coffee convention. They were remarkably fast bringing the water to near boil temperature ...perfect for French Press brewing (which we were using) or pour-over type brewing. Their speed is due to an oversized Stainless Steel heating coil in the carafe. Once the water was ready to go we had the convenience of the cordless feature: well ...there is a cord but the carafe separates from the base for service. The capacity is 50 ounces or 1.7 liters.

Black
Bodum Ibis Cordless Kettle
White
Ibis Kettle in Black
$37.50
(+ 3.2 lbs shipping) add to cart

Ibis Kettle in White
$37.50
(+ 3.2 lbs shipping)add to cart

As is typical of Bodum products, the design is really simple and smart. I recommend this highly for anyone who uses a type of brewing that requires near boiling water ---The aforementioned pour-over method with a coffee cone, coffee sock, French press, or even you Vacuum brewers out there. (Remember, coffee should be brewed with water just off-boil ...at 195-200 degrees. By the time you take the Ibis Carafe off the base and are ready to pour, I think your temperature will be good.) We use this kettle for all our cuppings: it's fast and reliable!

Here's an image of the carafe off the base. The base plugs, the carafe is cordless.

 


Here's that stainless steel heating coil. It works great!


The SCAA Coffee Measure Scoop

Coffee masure scoop -7 gram scoop

This is the standard coffee measure scoop used in all the Specialty Coffee Association cupping seminars. This is useful for cupping or home brewing, and while it is a little bit larger than others, the size guarantees adequate strength: 1 Level scoop approximates 7.25 grams coffee. Use 1 Scoop per 6-8 oz water (195-203 degrees fahrenheit) in all drip-infusion brewing methods (electric or manula, stovetop or automatic, even espresso!) as well as cupping.

35¢ each (+.1 lb. shipping) Limit 5 please!add to cart


The Almighty Coffee Cupping Spoon

Sweet Maria's SS Cupping Spoon --- Impress everyone ...or make them think you have gone completely over-the-edge! Yes, the process of coffee tasting involves a special spoon, and coffee cuppers get very, very particular about the shape and make of theirs. I am one of those people, and have a collection of some 30 different models. But this is the one I chose to have made for us, my favorite. This has a deep round bowl, moderate size overall, that special curvature of the handle to permit skimming the coffee from the top of the cup. And, following a new form of thought in spoons, we are turning our back on silver-plating. Silver plate is soft, scratches and dings, and degrades quickly. A deplated spoon has a detectable metallic aroma. Stainless steel resists surface scratching, and is much more durable in general. Note that I think this image gives you a better idea of the true proportions of the spoon, and here is a close-up of the etched logo on the handle. I think this is an ideal gift for a coffee roasting person ... necessary, no! But enjoyable, yes.

$20.20 (+.30 lb. shipping)add to cart


Stoneware Coffee Storage Crocks ... they are here no more but read on...

 

We offered stoneware crocks for quite a while but I realized that there are 2 low-cost alternatives that are better for the life of your roasted coffee:

Zip-seal Valve Bags:These bags do wonders to preserve coffee aromatics! Essentially, they are better coffee storage than airtight glass since the CO2 from fresh coffee flushes the oxygen out the one way valve (which is made by the German firm Bosch), and when you open the bag you can squeeze it while resealing and help force the oxygen out. The CO2 will do the rest.

Mason (Canning) Jars, Jelly-sized: You don't have as much oxygen trapped in the jar with the roast, and the quality of the airtight seal cant be beat. These are available at most supermarkets or discount stores. Jelly sized is perfect for 3 oz. batches from air roasters, quart-size can be used for 1/2 lb batches.

 



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